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25 Random Funny Quotes To Make Your Day
 
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http://entertainmenttrend.net - We all love a little humor don’t we? Here’s 25 random quotes that will make your day a little bit better. 25 Funny Quotes You’ll Love: 1. “Behind every great man is woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey 2. “My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” – Mitch Hedberg 3. “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” – Anthony Burgess 4. “First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” – Steve Martin 5. “Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?” – Anonymous 6. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams 7. “I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.” – Carl Sandburg 8. “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams 9. “The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.” – Anonymous 10. “I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?” – Arnold Schwarzenegger 11. “A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.” – Franklin Jones 12. “If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.” – Wilson Mizner 13. “I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” – Joan Rivers 14. “I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.” – W.C. Fields 15. “As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hacket 16. “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.” – Anonymous 17. “If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.” – O. Henry 18. “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” – Chris Rock 19. “Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?” – Anonymous 20. “It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?” – Ronald Reagan 21. “I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.” – Rodney Dangerfield 22. “I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.” – Steven Wright 23. “I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.” – Anonymous 24. “If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.” – Henny Youngman 25. “Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.” – Sam Levenson ------------------------------------------ funny quotes, funny, jim carrey, robin williams, chris rock, ronald reagan, rodney dangerfield, steven wright, henny youngman, sam levenson, buddy hacket, o henry, wc fields, joan rivers, wilson mizner, arnold schwarzenegger, douglas adams, carl sandburg, steve martin, mitch hedberg, best quotes,
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Funniest Yearbook Quotes of All Time
 
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Funny And Humorous Quotes
 
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TOP 50 Funniest SENIOR QUOTES of 2018 | Alonzo Lerone
 
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Funniest Senior Quotes Ever!
 
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Funny famous quotes - top 10 best funniest, worth laughing quotes and sayings
 
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Top 10 best funny famous quotes of famous people. 1. I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. 2. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. 3. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. 4. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. 5. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 6. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. 9. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 10. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Subscribe our channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqDcEyjJMhreSZZQDu-Qxrw Some more videos: Life Quotes:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ9J6hwxHtc Love Quotes:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rk_tn_t11g Find us on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bestquotes45 funny quotes | funny famous quotes | funny quotes and sayings | famous funny quotes | funny inspirational quotes | funny motivational quotes | top 10 funny jokes
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Funny Quotes
 
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Funny Quotes - Very Funny Short Quotes!! | Quotes Of The Day
 
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Top 1,000 Movie Lines Of All Time
 
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In no particular order, here is the top 1,000 movie lines of all time! Heart Of Champions - The home for all things Epic and Motivational!
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Best Anime Badass Quotes
 
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50 Most Memorable Game of Thrones Quotes
 
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My 50 favorite quotes through the first 7 seasons of Game of Thrones, let me know if I missed any good ones!
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Funniest YEARBOOK QUOTES Ever
 
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Funniest Yearbook Quotes Ever! Give this a Like if you enjoyed. What is your favorite funniest yearbook quote... Subscribe to join the Squad and enable notifications! LAST ONE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb0PY-nR14Q&t=7s
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Year in review: Donald Trump's craziest quotes in 2017
 
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Global News took a look back at some of President Donald Trump's most talked about quotes in 2017. This includes Trump branding a news organization "fake news", saying there was "blame on both sides" in the Charlottesville protests and referring to Kim Jong Un as "rocketman." --- For more info, please go to http://www.globalnews.ca Subscribe to Global News Channel HERE: http://bit.ly/20fcXDc Like Global News on Facebook HERE: http://bit.ly/255GMJQ Follow Global News on Twitter HERE: http://bit.ly/1Toz8mt
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Top 10 Funniest Movie Quotes of All Time
 
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Top 10 Funniest Movie Quotes of All Time - Subscribe http://goo.gl/Q2kKrD The Ultimate Comedy Playlist is brought to you by Musical.ly. Find the playlist here: http://bit.ly/2rDsfZj and download the Musical.ly App for hilarious videos here: http://bit.ly/2wylk9l Some things are funny no matter what decade it is! Welcome to WatchMojo.com, and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest movie quotes of all time. For this list, we’re looking at the most quotable and hilarious lines in movies from the 1970s to the mid-2010s. 00:55 #10. The Judgment 02:03 #9. I Get Older; They Stay the Same Age 03:06 #8. A Different Kind of Iron Chef 04:01 #7. Totally Redeem Yourself 05:07 #6. Welcome to the 21st Century, Buck Rogers 06:12 #5. Rude Words 07:08 #4. Your Mother Was a Hamster 08:22 #3, #2 and #1 ??? WatchMojo's Social Media Pages http://www.Facebook.com/WatchMojo http://www.Twitter.com/WatchMojo http://instagram.com/watchmojo Get WatchMojo merchandise at http://watchmojo.com/store/ WatchMojo’s ten thousand videos on Top 10 lists, Origins, Biographies, Tips, How To’s, Reviews, Commentary and more on Pop Culture, Celebrity, Movies, Music, TV, Film, Video Games, Politics, News, Comics, Superheroes. Your trusted authority on ranking Pop Culture.
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The Best Marvel Cinematic Universe Quotes So Far (Compilation)
 
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Follow Me on Social Media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/H2Mass Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/h2mass/films/ratings/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/H2Mass The Marvel Cinematic Universe has been booming since 2008 with the unexpectedly successful release of Iron Man starring Robert Downey, Jr. More films have followed since then, including The Incredible Hulk (2008), Captain America (2010), Iron Man 2 (2010), Thor (2011), The Avengers (2012), Iron Man 3 (2013), Thor the Dark World (2013), Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017), The Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015). This is a collection of clips showcasing the funniest, most inspirational quotes the MCU has to offer.
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The Walking Dead - Abraham's Best Quotes (Seasons 4-6) [1080p]
 
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Here are some time-stamps to help you along your journey: 4x10: 00:00 4x11: 00:13 4x15: 01:00 4x16: 02:03 5x01: 02:22 5x02: 02:33 5x03: 02:48 5x05: 03:31 5x10: 06:22 5x11: 06:43 5x12: 07:16 5x13: 07:17 5x14: 07:53 5x16: 08:25 6x01: 08:42 6x03: 09:46 6x06: 09:55 6x08: 11:35 6x09: 11:38 6x11: 11:56 6x12: 12:59 6x14: 13:05 6x15: 13:49 6x16: 14:02 This isn't like a top list or anything, its just the general funny things which he said in my opinion, during his screen time so far in the series. Simply a compilation of Abraham's best moments and quotes from seasons 4-6, in a chronological order, I hope you guys enjoy! Sorry if the video is choppy at any points, some of my episodes were like that. You can still watch in 1080p for the best quality though! Be sure to subscribe for more and share this video with your friends if you think they might enjoy it! Useful Links: Youtube ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAVr... I do not own any of the footage or audio used in this video.
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Venom's Best Quotes
 
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Best Venom quotes, from Venom (2018). Enjoy ! Music used: "Fun in a Bottle" By Kevin MacLeod incompetech.com If you have any problems with this video, contact me and we can resolve the issues together peacefully and like adults. Thank you !
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Funny Quotes And Sayings
 
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A Collection Of Funny Quotes, and Sayings Laughter is perhaps one of the most important and necessary ingredients of a happy and fulfilling life. It is a free medicine that keeps you away from all other medicines. It keeps you fit and healthy, physically and mentally. One of the best ways to keep your laughter motor running smoothly is funny life quotes. There are various different ways of using funny life quotes and here are few ideas that you may find very useful. Use them as a Tattoo - If you love having a Tattoo on your body, then you might consider putting funny life quotes on your body as a tattoo. You never run out of option as there are countless numbers of funny quotes about life available for you to choose from. In fact, today it is the trend of putting funny and humorous quotes on body. So go ahead, find out some funny quotes on life that represent your inner self and tattoo them on your body. Use them in your college scrapbook - Another great way to use them is to put them in your college scrapbook. If you have elaborated your college scrapbook with all those funny college pictures of your friends, then adding Funny Life Quotes in it is like Ice on the cake. Adding a funny quote below your picture can make your college scrapbook look more beautiful and expressive. So pick a few quotes and use them in your scrapbook and make it more expressive. Use them in your online profile - You can use them in your profile in social networking websites. It is your profile that decides other people's opinion about you. So your profile should be impressive and expressive. It should be something that represents your true personality. Using a funny Life Quotes in your social networking websites profile will make you come across as a very humorous, full of life and friendly person. Use them on a birthday card - Another great option to consider if you want to use Funny Life Quotes is to add them on birthday card you sent to your friends on their birthday. It's a great way to add a touch of fun and humor to your birthday card that will certainly bring smile on the face of person you are sending card to. So next time, whenever you send out a card to your near and dear ones, don't forget to include a good funny quote. Read them with your friends and family -It's a great fun and enjoyment to read them sitting with your friends and family. It makes you laugh out loud and at the same time it strong those precious bonds. So next time whenever you are together with your friends or family, consider opening a good website or taking a book containing humorous quotes about life. You'll all really enjoy. Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/2663045 funny quotes, love quotes, quotes, funny inspirational quote, funny girl quotes, life quotes,
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ARTHUR MORGAN'S BEST QUOTES! Red Dead Redemption 2
 
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Click here to subscribe for all things RDR2: https://www.youtube.com/user/Tyrannicon?sub_confirmation=1 Click here for the RDR2 Funny Moments playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTeClmhlP6o&list=PLbXZBCtOGx2lhnrGFzTd_DnSvZgdcT8pN Click here for the RDR2 Evil Playthrough Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgcF6oPvXX4&list=PLbXZBCtOGx2m7ia2hp1GhdJWMokc7hlch Click here for the RDR2 Tips & Secrets playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKJRVUqq1t4&list=PLbXZBCtOGx2mPNh9jgpTgtnpmI7a43flF ARTHUR MORGAN'S BEST QUOTES! Red Dead Redemption 2
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Best of Tyrion funny moments and quotes in Game of Thrones
 
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Compilation of the funniest moments and quotes of Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage) in Game of Thrones - enjoy! For more Tyrion moments, including slapping Joffrey's face, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTz6k8aPiuM
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The Funniest Rick and Morty Quotes
 
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Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!! The Funniest Rick and Morty Quotes! Subscribe to our channel: http://goo.gl/ho3Hg6 Try out ThePremium Network for free: https://goo.gl/URs6sk Check Out These Other Amazing Videos: 10 Times Disney Ripped Off Other Films - https://youtu.be/VhjDaCCyc50 10 Popular Movie Scenes That Were Changed in Other Countries - https://youtu.be/oB8Fr6Mm2zA There are so many reasons why we all love Rick and Morty. From the adventures, the inventions, technology, crazy looking characters, and the cynical story lines. But we have to say that our favorite part of the show is the great writing and dialogue. Mostly we get to hear Rick’s cynical and nihilistic viewpoints on everything, but we also get to hear Morty, Beth, Jerry, and Summer throw in some zingers in there too. One of the best lines is when Rick goes off about his viewpoints on love. He says that it’s just a chemical reaction that causes animals to mate, and that it hits hard and fades quickly. He advises Morty that he would be better off focusing on science. He also expresses his viewpoint on marriage after Birdperson sends Rick and the family an invite to his wedding. Rick says that weddings are basically “funerals with cake”. Beth also proves that the one liners are a family trait when she blows up on Rick for making Morty miss an entire semester of school. She says that Morty isn’t a hot girl, and he can’t just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else’s. Beth definitely has jokes as well. Want to know what else made our list? Check out the video to find out what else made it on the list. If you enjoy our video, don’t forget to subscribe and remember to share the video. Featuring: Rick's View On Love | 0:38 Rick's View On Weddings | 1:15 Pop Tart | 1:45 Grandpa's Favorite | 2:20 Being Attractive | 2:53 Existence | 3:29 The Importance of School | 4:06 Making The Love Potion | 4:37 Get Schwifty | 5:06 Szechuan Sauce | 5:40 Our Social Media: https://twitter.com/screenrant https://www.facebook.com/ScreenRant https://plus.google.com/+ScreenRant Our Website http://screenrant.com/
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The Best Yearbook Quotes
 
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When you give someone an opportunity to write whatever they want in a school they'll never see again, things get pretty crazy. Here are some of the best yearbook quotes, narrated by Cowbelly. Discord ► https://discordapp.com/invite/Cowbelly Subscribe ► http://bit.ly/2dQBHW9 Outro song: https://soundcloud.com/inter-vene/jb-1 SNAPCHAT: Clubpenguinsnap Stream - http://www.twitch.tv/cowbellygames Instagram - http://www.Instagram.com/cowbellytv Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/CowbellyTV Thank you to the Titan users on my discord! Kane Houlden, Micki, Daya
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Funny Yearbook Quotes
 
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These are the only worthwhile and funny senior yearbook quotes to use, don't use any others, unless it's to tell people to sub to me. ♦ Youtubers in the video ♦ JC The Caster - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQSYSqEuLSE-5Hv_IO5M4bQ Cscoop - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC8sUDdQ8qKcPVcuwhouLew McNasty - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvmWj7t7nP3yOSU_rl9doCQ RaccoonEggs - https://www.youtube.com/raccooneggscs ♦ MERCH - https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CallMeCarson/ ♠ Social Media Links ♠ → Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/callmecarsonlive → Twitter - https://twitter.com/callmecarsonyt → Discord - https://discord.gg/4Rnt3BG → Subreddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/CallMeCarson/ Music - Intro: Ibrahim - Dancing in the Scillintation Outro: frad - while you were away Other music I have used can be found here - https://soundcloud.com/callmecarson/sets/songs-ive-used Funniest Senior Yearbook Quotes
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Sarcastic Quotes
 
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A short compilation video of sarcastic and funny quotes. sarcastic quotes about life sarcastic quotes about work sarcastic quotes about relationships sarcastic quotes images sarcastic quotes about family sarcastic quotes about sarcasm sarcastic quotes and images sarcastic quotes about snow sarcastic quotes about life lessons sarcastic quotes best sarcastic quotes comebacks sarcastic quotes comments sarcastic quotes dating sarcastic quotes education sarcastic quotes english sarcastic quotes for him sarcastic quotes funny sarcastic quotes for her sarcastic quotes from celebrities sarcastic quotes guys sarcastic quotes genius sarcastic quotes hurt feelings sarcastic quotes happiness i love sarcasm quotes sarcastic quotes jokes sarcastic knowledge quotes sarcastic quotes about keeping your mouth shut sarcastic quotes life sarcastic quotes life lessons sarcastic quotes marriage sarcastic quotes and sayings funny and sarcastic quotes sarcastic quotes n pics sarcastic quotes one liners sarcastic quotes on life lessons sarcastic quotes pics sarcastic quotes politics sarcastic quotes about drama queens sarcastic quotes quotes sarcastic quotes funny quotes sarcastic quotes rude sarcastic romantic quotes sarcastic quotes sarcasm sarcastic quotes stupid sarcastic quotes snow sarcastic quotes images sarcastic quotes to the other woman sarcastic quotes to ex boyfriend sarcastic quotes to say to a girl sarcastic ugly quotes sarcastic vintage quotes sarcastic quotes work sarcastic quotes when angry sarcastic quotes with attitude sarcastic quotes top 10 sarcastic 1 liner quotes sarcastic quotes 2015 10 best sarcastic quotes top 10 funny sarcastic quotes
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Funny Quotes About Friends- Quotes World
 
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i know its a bit late since vine died many moons ago but this upload is honestly for my own enjoyment :) subscribe?
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Spencer Hastings - Best/Funny Moments and Quotes part 1
 
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Check my other videos and comment ;) Recopilation from the best scenes of Spencer on Pretty Little Liars 1x01 to 1x19 (working on the last ones of season 1 and season 2 and 3) Just a fan video, she's my favorite character from PLL... so i hope you guys like it. Enjoy Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this video. No copyright infringement intended, this is just fan video. Everything belongs to their respective owners ABC, Pretty Little Liars,etc.
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ZLATAN's TOP 10 QUOTES! (Parody Ibrahimovic Funny Lines, Best Bits and Top Moments)
 
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The God of Manchester gives us his Top 10 Zlatan quotes! Zlatan to stay at Man Utd? Contract Extension? ⚽️Subscribe to 442oons: http://bit.ly/442oonsSUB⚽️ Quotes include: -I'm Zlatan, who the hell are you? -Scratches? Ask your wife. -What John Carew can do with a football, I can do with an orange -I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am -He jumped into my elbow (Mings) -What did you get your wife for her birthday? Nothing, she already has Zlatan And more! 👍🏻Don't forget to like, comment on and share the vids! I reply to as many as I can. Thanks for watching!👍🏻 📱442oons SOUNDBOARD APP (free): http://bit.ly/442oonsAPP📱 For non-You Tube short videos, sneak previews, pictures, behind the scenes, polls, fan choices, updates and more, follow me on: ▶️http://facebook.com/442oons ▶️http://twitter.com/442oons ▶️http://plus.google.com/+442oons ▶️http://instagram.com/442oons ▶️[email protected] 👤442oons was created by one man, me, Dean Stobbart! I do the voices/scripts/ideas/editing/characters (and now, I've got two animators helping me animate - Sam Dunscombe and Mike Myler! Yahoo!) !THANKS FOR WATCHING! THE CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THE 442oons WORLD ARE FICTIONAL, AS ARE THE CHARACTERS BASED ON REAL PEOPLE, ALL OF WHICH ARE IMPERSONATIONS. ALL CONTENT IS CREATED IN GOOD SPIRIT. Help us caption & translate this video! http://amara.org/v/50Or/
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100 Times Students Had The Best Yearbook Quotes
 
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100 Times Students Had The Best Yearbook Quotes School yearbooks are a perfect opportunity to leave your mark on your time at school, something to look back on for years to come and feel proud of. Unfortunately, they can often instead become horrible reminders of questionable fashion choices and awkward attempts to appear cool and intellectual. Not these guys though. Intentionally or not, all of these students hilariously nailed their yearbook quotes, forever to remain heroes of their class for their ability to make us laugh with just a single sentence. Check out this funniest yearbook quotes part 2 and share your thought with us in the comment. -=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 💖💖MUSIC💖💖 [Darktown Strutters Balls] - E’s Jammy Jams (2:35) [Maple Leaf Rag] - E’s Jammy Jams (4:53) [Breaktime - Silent Film Light] - Kevin MacLeod Breaktime - Silent Film Light by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100302 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ (6:57) [Daily Beetle] - Kevin MacLeod Daily Beetle by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500025 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ (12:07) [B-Roll - Islandesque] - Kevin MacLeod B-Roll - Islandesque by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100315 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ -=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=- Subscribe For Daily Content Subscribe: https://goo.gl/W3NGKr Help 🐽FunnyPig🐽 Reach Goal of 333,333 Subs!! 💖TankQ💖
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GTA San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes [Part 1]
 
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Grand Theft Auto San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes - Part 1 (Los Santos Chapter #1) GTA San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes Series - Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0AA2FE267333FE30 This video shows a selection of the most popular and interesting moments and quotes from the first Los Santos Chapter storyline. Other GTA San Andreas content: All Storyline Missions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL421D137BE704520F All Side Missions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8EA73F3288184E8 All Girlfriends: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdJdwz2uVyPBbGeEF2E4YzfMDEsVaXrDR Fat CJ - Walkthrough: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdJdwz2uVyPBDEOlRjhZPYQrs5EM9p-R1 Tips & Tricks: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdJdwz2uVyPCGhMyYH9ddSTQGv5kRAi3G For more content, visit my channel!
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Patricks 15 Best Quotes Ever!
 
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Patrick star will entertain with funny quotes! I DONT OWN ANYTHING SHOWN IN THIS VIDEO :)
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Freddy Krueger's Best Quotes Part 1
 
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Freddy Krueger's Best Quotes Part 1 from nightmare on elm street series.. have fun and Enjoy! halloween forever...
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The Avengers - Great Quotes & Funny Lines 1
 
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The Avengers (2012) Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth
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25 great forrest gump quotes
 
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Forrest Gump Quotes 1994
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Funniest YEARBOOK QUOTES Ever
 
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SUBSCRIBE and become part of the AzzyLand family :D Funniest YEARBOOK QUOTES Ever Hello Citizens of Azzyland.... I'm Azzy and welcome to another amazing reaction video! SIMILAR VIDEOS ► https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLk_2g8L0o5r48OqZg53Soa9T1m4vLtOC9 CHALLENGES ► https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLk_2g8L0o5r5kDiRjdkzysfihiAW-hQgq SOCIAL MEDIA •Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/azzyland/?hl=en •Twitter: https://twitter.com/AzzyLand •Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/azzyland/ •Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/azzyland OUTRO SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVzeZGRZk0s
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Top 10 Funniest Movie Quotes of the 1980s
 
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Top 10 Funniest Movie Quotes of the 1980s Subscribe http://goo.gl/Q2kKrD TIMESTAMPS BELOW! We dare you not to chuckle at any of these lines. Welcome to WatchMojo.com, and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest movie quotes of the 1980s. For this list, we’re taking a look at the most hilarious quotes from ‘80s movies that have had the most staying power. 00:59 #10. I’m a Mog 01:53 #9. Did a Bus Park on Your Face? 03:02 #8. Last Time I Was Inside a Woman… 03:53 #7. We’re All Gonna Get Laid 04:49 #6. Nice Beaver 06:06 #5. In Dire Need of a Blowjob 07:00 #4. Haven’t Been F$&%ed in a Year 07:56 #3, #2 and #1 ??? Watch on WatchMojo.com http://www.watchmojo.com/video/id/17040/ WatchMojo's Social Media Pages http://www.Facebook.com/WatchMojo http://www.Twitter.com/WatchMojo http://instagram.com/watchmojo Special thanks to our users ThatGuyIsAGamer for submitting the idea using our interactive suggestion tool at http://www.WatchMojo.com/suggest Get WatchMojo merchandise at http://watchmojo.com/store/ WatchMojo’s ten thousand videos on Top 10 lists, Origins, Biographies, Tips, How To’s, Reviews, Commentary and more on Pop Culture, Celebrity, Movies, Music, TV, Film, Video Games, Politics, News, Comics, Superheroes. Your trusted authority on ranking Pop Culture.
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The Best of Max Payne 3 Quotes
 
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The wisdom of Max Payne. A pick of some of the best quotes from the latest Rockstar game. For more gaming news and reviews check http://www.eurogamer.net/
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Top 10 Funniest Homer Simpson Quotes
 
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Top 10 Funniest Homer Simpson Quotes Subscribe: http://goo.gl/Q2kKrD // Have a Top 10 idea? Submit it to us here! http://watchmojo.com/my/suggest.php Homer Simpson sure has some funny quotes! He may not be the brightest guy in Springfield, but he sure has a way with words. For this list we'll be looking at the funniest, most quotable things the doughnut-loving cartoon character has said, such as: “You Don’t Win Friends with Salad”, “First You Get the Sugar, Then You Get the Power, Then You Get the Women”, “I Am so Smart... SMRT, I Mean SMART”, and more. Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Funniest Homer Simpson Quotes. #10. “You Don’t Win Friends with Salad” #9. Stupider Like a Fox! #8. “Five Days? But I’m Mad Now!” #7. I'm Normally not a Praying Man, but if You're up There, Please Save me Superman” #6. ““Weaseling out of Things Is Important to Learn. It's What Separates Us from the Animals...Except the Weasel”” #5. “Oh Yeah, What Are You Gonna Do? Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths and When They Bark, They Shoot Bees at You?” #4. “First You Get the Sugar, Then You Get the Power, Then You Get the Women” #3, #2 & #1: ???? Have an idea you want to see made into a WatchMojo video? Check out our suggest page at http://watchmojo.com/suggest and submit your idea. Our Magazine!! Learn the inner workings of WatchMojo and meet the voices behind the videos, articles by our specialists from gaming, film, tv, anime and more. VIEW INSTANTLY: http://goo.gl/SivjcX WatchMojo's Social Media Pages http://www.Facebook.com/WatchMojo http://www.Twitter.com/WatchMojo http://instagram.com/watchmojo Get WatchMojo merchandise at shop.watchmojo.com WatchMojo’s ten thousand videos on Top 10 lists, Origins, Biographies, Tips, How To’s, Reviews, Commentary and more on Pop Culture, Celebrity, Movies, Music, TV, Film, Video Games, Politics, News, Comics, Superheroes. Your trusted authority on ranking Pop Culture.
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40 Of The BEST Yearbook Quotes Ever Written
 
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40 Of The Funniest Yearbook Quotes Ever Written FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/traceystillababe/
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Best Master Yoda Quotes | Star Wars I-VI (no subtitles)
 
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This video contains all of my favorite quotes of Master Yoda. He is one of my favorite Star Wars characters. Although he is little but he is cool. He is wise and his words of wisdom touches my heart. May the force be with you! **I DO NOT own these clips in the video. All rights belong to its rightful owner/owner's. No copyright infringement intended. For leisure purposes only.
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FUNNIEST SENIOR YEARBOOK QUOTES
 
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FUNNIEST SENIOR YEARBOOK QUOTES! Leave a Like if you enjoyed! Did you leave or plan to leave a funny quote in your high school yearbook? UNBELIEVABLE COINCIDENCES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7Eye8SkpI Subscribe to join the Wolf Pack and enable notifications!
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Top 10 Most Hilarious Simpsons Quotes
 
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Top 10 Most Hilarious Simpsons Quotes Subscribe: http://goo.gl/Q2kKrD // TIMESTAMPS BELOW Have a Top 10 idea? Submit it to us here! http://www.WatchMojo.com/Suggest Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, and the whole gang have said some pretty memorable quotes throughout the show's 28 seasons. We'll be looking at some of the funniest and greatest quotes and phrases from The Simpsons, such as "Sex Cauldron," "You Don't Win Friends with Salad", "I Am So Smart", "I Used To Be With It", and "Full of Chocolate." Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the top 10 Simpsons Quotes. #10. Loneliness & Cheeseburgers #9. You Don’t Win Friends with Salad #8. Making People Happy #7. Sex Cauldron #6. Stupid Sexy Flanders #5. That’s Unpossible #4. Full of Chocolate #3, #2, #1: ??? Have an idea you want to see made into a WatchMojo video? Check out our suggest page at http://watchmojo.com/suggest and submit your idea. Our Magazine!! Learn the inner workings of WatchMojo and meet the voices behind the videos, articles by our specialists from gaming, film, tv, anime and more. VIEW INSTANTLY: http://goo.gl/SivjcX WatchMojo's Social Media Pages http://www.Facebook.com/WatchMojo http://www.Twitter.com/WatchMojo http://instagram.com/watchmojo Get WatchMojo merchandise at shop.watchmojo.com WatchMojo’s ten thousand videos on Top 10 lists, Origins, Biographies, Tips, How To’s, Reviews, Commentary and more on Pop Culture, Celebrity, Movies, Music, TV, Film, Video Games, Politics, News, Comics, Superheroes. Your trusted authority on ranking Pop Culture.
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Top 10 Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes!
 
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► SUBSCRIBE to FOOTBALL DAILY: http://bit.ly/fdsubscribe Zlatan Ibrahimovic has developed a reputation as football's most iconic maverick, so in honour of the Swedish god, we've put together his 10 best ever quotes. But, what are your favourites? Let us know in the comments below! Check out our brand new second channel on European football - http://bit.ly/EUROFDsubscribe This is Football Daily, bringing you all the latest and greatest from football's elite - featuring FOOTBALL DAILY WEEKLY, TRANSFER TALK, TOP 10s, INTERNET REACTS, IF PREMIER LEAGUE CLUBS WERE..., DRAW MY LIFE and ALL-TIME XIs. Get involved and SUBSCRIBE now to be part of Football Daily - one of the beautiful games largest and most passionate communities! Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/1Q6sc0h Follow us on Twitter: http://bit.ly/YaRzlu Like us on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/10pugRr Follow us on Google+: http://bit.ly/10pRPdT
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The Best of Conor McGregor (Pt. 1) | Funniest Quotes and Moments [Prince Dubai]
 
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Buy merch here: https://www.redbubble.com/people/princedubai https://www.teepublic.com/user/princedubai https://www.spreadshirt.com/user/princedubai Currently Redbubble has all the designs. (Others were removed from Teepublic for legal reasons). Thanks for the support! 👊 Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-yZtZXX20A Part 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PQp1Kppnug Part 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRjirFa7hcI Part 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g48gheG6Fkg
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Funny George W. Moments and Quotes - Best Batch of Bush Bloopers
 
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President George W. Bush dancing/shoe attack/fool me once/ food on your family/911/Dallas/Bushisms
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Jose Mourinho ● Top 10 Funny Interview Quotes
 
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Football's Best Coach Providing Comedy with Funny Interview Quotes at Barcelona, Real Madrid and Chelsea.
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Best Chucky Quotes
 
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The best chucky quotes!
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